Excerpt from "God of Wrinkles"
from Part One: The Foolship of the Ring
"So, Sourman, old buddy, old pal," Gandoff said. "How does it depend?"
The evil white witch scratched her forehead. "Don't hit the bush, Gandoff Gravybeard, let's cut to catch up to find out why you've come."
Gandoff whistled, looking down as he looked at the gloomy living room of the Sourman tower, IcingLard. "This place can use a facelift," he said. "I can recommend a great feng shui consultant."
"I have a better idea," Sourman said. "Join us, follow the forces of evil allied with Sarong, and the eyes that are without cover that never sleep."
"Hmmm, insomnia, yes, no wonder he's so ridiculous all the time." Gandoff was supported by Sourman, whistling.
"Not so fast, Gandoff." Sourman pressed the panic button on his security system. Four open doors and a flying pantry open, revealing a bottle of bottled water and canned goods a week.
"Put down your dukes, Gandoff!"
Sourman dismissed his staff and turned Gandoff upside down. Pennies flow from Gandoff's pocket. Sourman pointed his staff to the ceiling, and Gandoff climbed into a higher gray robe, hovering around his face, exposing his pretended feet and a pair of boxer shorts with "Thursday" printed around him.
Sourman advances Gandoff. "You dare to fight Sarong," he shouted. "Now you will know what pain is."
"In fact," said Gandoff, his voice echoed by the robe, "I know how it hurts, so we can skip this part and save ourselves some time."
"No," said Sourman. "Let's not say it and we will do it."
* * *
from Part Two: The Deja Vu Towers
Four friends search the battlefield described by Ee-i-ee-i-oh-mir. They soon saw it, and as they rode horses and cars, the Urk and Oink piles still smoked. Cold winds blow paper towels thrown across the ground, and the scent of barbecue sauce blows through the air. Most spicy of all, the little bobbit belt sits on the heap.
"Then we're late," said Legolips, his face heavy.
"Not like the baby's ribs." Gimme hung his head. "The picnic is long gone."
"I'm too late for Morrie and Pimple," Legolips said. "We failed them."
Bonyrear whispered, "Fate."
"Maybe not." Airborne dismounted, learning tracks in dirt. "Here lay the bobbles," he said, pointing, "and so on." He accelerates his pace, chasing the trail. "They crawl out of battle." Airborne's advanced tracking skills led him to the front. "They stopped for shots and beer." Third, more excited, following Airborne carefully.
"They called their brokers," he said, pointing to a flat rocket, "and discussed how to reduce their tax burden by deferring profits in the Roth IRA, which allows for tax-free distribution of income accounts under certain conditions." crawl a few feet in front, and smell the ground. "Then Oink chased them with a saw, and they ran ..."
Airborne stood up, looking up. Others followed his gaze, and a deep fear of them fell upon them.
"... to Fandango Forest," Airborne concluded.
Copyright (c) 2004 Leah Carson
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from Part One: The Foolship of the Ring
"So, Sourman, old buddy, old pal," Gandoff said. "How does it depend?"
The evil white witch scratched her forehead. "Don't hit the bush, Gandoff Gravybeard, let's cut to catch up to find out why you've come."
Gandoff whistled, looking down as he looked at the gloomy living room of the Sourman tower, IcingLard. "This place can use a facelift," he said. "I can recommend a great feng shui consultant."
"I have a better idea," Sourman said. "Join us, follow the forces of evil allied with Sarong, and the eyes that are without cover that never sleep."
"Hmmm, insomnia, yes, no wonder he's so ridiculous all the time." Gandoff was supported by Sourman, whistling.
"Not so fast, Gandoff." Sourman pressed the panic button on his security system. Four open doors and a flying pantry open, revealing a bottle of bottled water and canned goods a week.
"Put down your dukes, Gandoff!"
Sourman dismissed his staff and turned Gandoff upside down. Pennies flow from Gandoff's pocket. Sourman pointed his staff to the ceiling, and Gandoff climbed into a higher gray robe, hovering around his face, exposing his pretended feet and a pair of boxer shorts with "Thursday" printed around him.
Sourman advances Gandoff. "You dare to fight Sarong," he shouted. "Now you will know what pain is."
"In fact," said Gandoff, his voice echoed by the robe, "I know how it hurts, so we can skip this part and save ourselves some time."
"No," said Sourman. "Let's not say it and we will do it."
* * *
from Part Two: The Deja Vu Towers
Four friends search the battlefield described by Ee-i-ee-i-oh-mir. They soon saw it, and as they rode horses and cars, the Urk and Oink piles still smoked. Cold winds blow paper towels thrown across the ground, and the scent of barbecue sauce blows through the air. Most spicy of all, the little bobbit belt sits on the heap.
"Then we're late," said Legolips, his face heavy.
"Not like the baby's ribs." Gimme hung his head. "The picnic is long gone."
"I'm too late for Morrie and Pimple," Legolips said. "We failed them."
Bonyrear whispered, "Fate."
"Maybe not." Airborne dismounted, learning tracks in dirt. "Here lay the bobbles," he said, pointing, "and so on." He accelerates his pace, chasing the trail. "They crawl out of battle." Airborne's advanced tracking skills led him to the front. "They stopped for shots and beer." Third, more excited, following Airborne carefully.
"They called their brokers," he said, pointing to a flat rocket, "and discussed how to reduce their tax burden by deferring profits in the Roth IRA, which allows for tax-free distribution of income accounts under certain conditions." crawl a few feet in front, and smell the ground. "Then Oink chased them with a saw, and they ran ..."
Airborne stood up, looking up. Others followed his gaze, and a deep fear of them fell upon them.
"... to Fandango Forest," Airborne concluded.
Copyright (c) 2004 Leah Carson
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2- Kollagen Intensiv™ - Accelerate Your NATURAL Collagen Production In Just 84 Days
3- Illuminatural6i™ Advanced Skin Lightener
4-Dermefface FX 7™ - Scar Reduction Therapy
5- ClearPores - Improve the way you look
6- Phyto350 - Fill In Wrinkles From the Inside Out!
7- Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy - Visibly Reduce The Appearance Of Stretch Marks
8- Age-Defying Eye Therapy - Get Rid Of Crow's Feet, Laugh Lines And Dark Circles
9- Rosacea Relief Serum - Long-Term Relief For Dry, Itchy And Inflamed Facial Skin
10- Argan Oil - Cold Pressed Cosmetic Argan Oil
11- Feel Better. Look Better. Live Better.
12- Hersolution Booty Sculpt System - The Complete Sculpt, Firming & Smoothing Anit-Aging System
14- Stop Grow™ - Say Goodbye to Unwanted Body Hair!
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