Friday, September 6, 2019

Honest Trailers - A Wrinkle In Time



Movies that pour LSD straight into your eyeballs - It's an Honest Trailer for Wrinkles In Time

Voice Writing by Jon Bailey
Title design by Robert Holtby

Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, and Max Dionne
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell

Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

Supervising Producer: Warren Tessler
Production Coordinator: Sarah Rivera

Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker
Post-Market Supervisor: Gracie Hartmann
Post-production coordinator: Carolyn Croce
Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand

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41 comments:

  1. 0:44 I would say Artichoke Angel, Cabbage god, Salad Genie.....................now available from Whole Foods

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  2. I loved this book series... heard Disney was going to make it a movie and won't be bothered to even pirate it.

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  3. My favorite book is a kid worst movie adaptation ever next to Starship Troopers

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  4. I honestly thought Oprah was a random drag queen.

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  5. Which book do you want to see made into a movie next?




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  6. What a real sh*tbag looking movie, made by sh*tbags, for sh*tbags. Hollywood allows this to be made but leapfrog over a proposed Neil Blompkamp Alien 5, a Who Framed Roger Rabbit sequel, and what would have been a return-to-form, Arnold Schwarzenegger 90s film, Crusade, which would have had bloody and violent action, similar to 300, and directed by Paul Verhoeven.

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  7. The Matthew McConaughey crap just made me laugh to the point of crying

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  8. According to captain MARVEL, this movie wasn't meant for me

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  9. I was going to comment, but you wouldn't want to hear from an forty year old white dude.

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  10. Reese: To you, I give the gift of your faults.
    Oprah : My gift, is a BRAND NEW CAR! 🚘

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  11. The old version of this movie was better.

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  12. Bwahahaha that Matthew McConaughey bit was perfect!

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  13. Wow. Double wow. I have watched a lot of these and this is top 3!!!

    "Note to self, don't invite Oprah and resse Witherspoon to your secret Santa, their gifts suck" so so good.

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  14. LMFAO! That part with Mathew McConahay quotes made me laugh out loud! 🤣🤣🤣

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  15. I feel like the old movie was better then this version, but its been years since i've seen it lol. Can't belive you didn't compare them though or that there are no comments about the old version

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  16. A good book, but wow, what a piece of crap movie.

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  17. It's crazy how they can make such bad movies from such an amazing book.

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  18. didn't see it.......and I want a refund

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  19. It was nothing like the book. The book was a classic. They even cut out one of the most beloved characters. I cannot imagine why anyone would think that was a good move.

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  20. i love that flying lettuce, so trippy

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  21. I feel like I'm the only one who actually liked this movie.

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  22. We can all agree the way the characters talk stank.

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  23. I can't even make it through you making fun of this film

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  24. There was absolutely nothing that looked good about that movie.

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  25. But...it’s so woke and diverse and stuff. Waaaa
    Seriously though, I love Madeline L’engle books and was super pissed when I saw they SJWed-up the cast.

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  26. Worst Movie Ever
    Also Oprah her acting and her work is sucks big time, she should quit long time ago the show business

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